In perhaps what is the biggest news this off-season Minnesota Vikings Defencive End Jared Allen according to numerous reports has allegedly cut his mullet. As true blue Aussies we here at NFL Downunder hope that the Allen family can make it through these trying times.
Many pundits now predict an enormous drop in his potential production this coming 2010 season due to the lack of what has been described as a terrifying bunch of man curls.
The reason and/or culprit seems obvious: The wife, or wife to be. Whether this Delilah has succeeded in neutering our beloved Samson remains to be seen. Here’s hoping he smashes Jay Cutler at least 2 or 3 more times this season even without his magnificent mane behind him.
Jared Allen, our hearts go out to you.
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